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Where do i start? Shortly after high school i was snatched up by Visy where i was employed putting wheels on wheelie bins, i still hold the record for most wheels attached/per hour (334 pairs, im a machine), i was employed there for about 5 years until one unfaithful Sunday there as an accident involving me, 2 wheelie bins and a blow up doll, i cant talk about it because of these court orders on an ongoing case, but let me just say, it wasn’t pretty and it wasn’t my fault damn it.

Putting my past behind me i got back to my grass roots, the IT industry, hit the books and enrolled in Uni. While studying at uni i was running phishing scams and extorting online casinos for the Russian mafia, the money was good, but i soon realised it was boring as hell, saw my degree through and then put it on my bedroom wall. Now im live in the Caribbean employed as a Salsa dancer for some resort, while doing freelance photography on the side, one day i plan to build a pirate ship and loot & plunder the 7 seas.